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Well the reviews are from the Oculus marketing lead, a, Simian Field Reseacher (sic) and an independent shoe salesman. Two of them even have the same picture. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn’t real.
Plus they’re touting it as the new sustainable future of dairy. That alone is an insane thing to claim. There are fewer than thirty thousand gray whales in the world. They produce eighty gallons of milk a day. That’s about twelve cows worth if you ignore that most of it is going to be drunk by the whale’s calf.
Yup.
I’m thinking it either flopped or was never a thing.
I doubt it’s something that could be reliably commercialized.
Plus cow dairy requires constant breeding in order to keep the cows milk supply up. Just like humans, they only produce milk after giving birth and for a limited time.
Breeding cows in captivity is pretty standard fare these days.
I’m not sure whale breeding is an industry that currently exists. Nor is whale sperm harvester. As if milking a female whale is complicated enough.
aaand they’re sold out
100% that someone has tasted/drunk/chewed whale milk. In fact I don’t think there would be many species that haven’t been milk tasted by a human at this point
There are milk dogs at least in Vietnam right now.
How TF does a baby whale nurse then? The momma whale is essentially pooping lard out of her nipple? That’s a visual I didn’t expect today.
High pressure washer style
Must consume the forbidden icing
I’ve never had whale milk but I am willing to give it a whirl. who’s with me
Fuck Yeah! Put that on the bucket list! I want to suck whale milk straight from the teat! Feed me big mama!
that would bring a new meaning to “full
creamfat” ice cream… (editted a word)so making cheese from whale milk would be like SUPER cheese.
Rule 34 anyone?
Whale smegma?
That must make some ultra indulgent ice cream
