Yes! that’s the one! I thought it was a post here on lemmy, but it was a bit from robot chicken. My brain got it mixed up

That’s truly wholesome

discovering how physics works doesn’t necessarily dis-prove the existence of a supreme being that designed the laws of physics

I’ve said many times in my life that I hate all religion…But Jesus lives under one of the couches in my house so I guess he might be real.

I asked him what he was doing down there and he told me “I’m hiding from the Christians”

He likes to watch me play video games, but he can’t drive himself to actually play any of them. He doesn’t like violence…not even computer-simulated violence.

I have a very powerful sense of smell.

but had our critical thinking skills to varying levels stunted by shitty education.

I’ve also noticed that everyone I went to school with who got good grades is a dunce. But everyone who got shitty grades with me was much easier to talk to.

I never have to explain in verbose detail what I mean by every fragment of a sentence to someone who got shitty grades in school. I had a principal at one school I went to who was an idiot.

Every time another group of students stole my hat and there was a coordinated effort to keep it away from me, I had no choice but to go to the principal, because the teachers wouldn’t help me either.

Every single time this happened, the principal, with zero self awareness would say “what do you mean ____ stole your hat? did you give it to him?” Then I had to explain in vivid detail each thing that happened for 15 minutes, like I was programming a robot-arm in a factory to this idiot with no ability to listen and think.

George Carlin used to rant about how schools teach kids to just barely be smart enough to pull levers and push buttons, but never to critically think about things or to solve problems they don’t have a pre-planned solution for. and that’s why I hated going to school, as high functioning autistic man, when I was in school, they always wanted me to fit into a cookie-cutter path they set for me, but I never went along with it.

This one boomer I know refuses to ever use anything except for the official tool you’re supposed to use for each thing. So I ask him, “well if this other pair of plyers does the job, why can’t I just use this one if I can make it work.?” “IT’S NOT MEANT FOR THAT!” with no good reason for not wanting me to help him by using that other pair of plyers that I can make work.

I quit high school about half way through my 10th grade year one day when literally everyone in the school yelled at me when I tried to talk about literally anything. I just got my stuff out of my locker and walked home.

egg laying animals came long before chickens, why was that ever hard to figure out for anyone?

Oh no! Our poor sensitive little eyes might be offended by something we see! I need a nanny-state to go through everything I have access to so I don’t get confused!

good to know they killed a second one too…allegedly

and the pedestrian-emergency-break on tesla cars, and many other cars with that feature will malfunction sometimes causing people behind you to rear-end you.

And the floodgates are opened, washing us down the slippery slope of all kinds of new censorship

That would be awesome to have a harem of the same woman from 100 different universes.

Like the “me” they were all married to in their home universes all died somehow and they came to our universe to be with me.

But who’s to say that the image of themselves in the computer will actually be them and not only a copy of them?

Maybe that’s why they’re all obsessed with living forever inside of a computer and then putting chips in all our brains?

it would be better to just raise the minimum wage to a living wage and then regulate housing prices. And then tie the minimum wage to the cost of living.

Billionaires are going straight to the boiler room of hell for the suffering they caused.

That guy probably knows a lot about mushrooms, talking like that.

Cloudflare is almost as bad as google. You shouldn’t use it.

see? I told you

I don’t even know which porn sites those are

or a VPN like proton or mullvad

I do agree that X is a stupid name.

It’s a great name for a porn site