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Unless it’s been surpassed, the world’s largest living organism is a 9 square kilometer fungus that’s been growing for about 10,000 years.
Just got surpassed by yo momma actually.
(Sorry I couldn’t resist, please no ban)
No worries friend, it’s why she was a perfect match for my dad who is a fun guy (fungi).
Beautiful
Gottem
it’s geoblocked to god knows what country
Now eat your fungi penis up it’s good for you.
But sir, why are the trees dancing?
They’re telling you that life and the universe and everything is dancing the same dance
Puts the pan on stove. Ignites the flame and adds some olive oil. Everything is in order to sear the heretics.
So basically… I just ate a bag of fungi dicks?
Were you hoping for fun guy dicks?
P. cubensis kinda looks like little circumcised penises anyway. At least before they open up.
Have they got little foreskins in normal countries?
yea
Only kinda related but if anyone wants a good fantasy book with this kind of energy and theme, Gods of the Wyrdwood by RJ Barker is the way to go
cryptonaturalist has a few books too iirc. great little account, they are on masto too.
Could be fun, I’ll take a gander, thanks!
This post reminded me of the cracking (though widely misunderstood and reviled) folk horror film “In the Earth”. There’s a lot going on down there in the mud and mycelium.
The biggest organism in the world is a fungus which goes miles long. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-largest-organism-is-fungus/
Bruh
That guy probably knows a lot about mushrooms, talking like that.
So mushrooms are Vegan Cthulhu’s boners?
