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NONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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"The Most open Operating System"

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"The Most open Operating System"

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NONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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I literally cannot think of a better punchline

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  • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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    Open to what exactly…?

    OPEN TO WHAT!?

    • Jack@slrpnk.net
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      Open to data collection opportunities

    • LifeLemons@lemmy.ml
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      Open to advertisers

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      Infection, zero days, and data collection. TOTALLY open to those.

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      They’re probably talking about their customers opening their wallets

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        Nice profile picture!

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      Open to the outdoors, to let the fresh air in.

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        That’s how you cool down the modern cpu.

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      Our collective anuses.

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      As someone who switched to Mac in 2007… viruses!

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