“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.
The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I’d be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I’d pick them. Or buddhists.
Buddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.
I know, i know. But of all the misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults, those are the least misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults. At least they have some actual wisdom to share, not stories about a whole incest-species with a base-gene-pool of an estimated two people of which one even was made out of the first one.
Long story short: Yes. Fuck them too. Just a lil less.
I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
Just look in a mirror.
Your nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
“your joke but worse”
That’s a different joke, now.
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.
Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
They promised they wouldn’t say anything.
They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
needs more jpeg
Better music too
Lol
Hail Satan!
Ave Satanas!
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Wow 😳😳…
