When Microwaves first came out they were huge but with a tiny cooking area and they were not affordable, and were mostly in business kitchens and a few restaurants. I would love a freeze dryer but the cheapest I have seen is $1600 and they only have 4 small trays.
“Ever try doing laundry before you run out of clean underwear?”- your mom, maybe.
“I suppose I should be glad you’re doing laundry at all.”- also possibly your mom.