• TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish
    73·
    8 days ago

    More realistically:

    • Patient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.”
    • Doctor: “Have you considered it might be anxiety?”
    • Patient: “WTF are you talking about? Look, I’m bleeding out all over the floor here.”
    • Doctor: “You’d be surprised what anxiety can do.”
    • Patient: “Doc, I’m dying from A GUNSHOT WOUND.”
    • Doctor: “Ang. Zai. Eh. Tee. Kthxbye.”
    • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubEnglish
      29·
      8 days ago

      Patient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.”

      Doctor: “What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we’re doctors? Rest in piss bozo”

      Patient: *dies*

      • uis@lemm.eeEnglish
        1·
        7 days ago

        Soooooo, when is Universal Healthcare in USSA time? If you lack doctors, academics, ministers of healthcare, communists or all above, we can provide them.

      • oldfart@lemm.eeEnglish
        4·
        7 days ago

        This happens all the time in state funded healthcare too. It’s not about funding, it’s about mindset

        • HowManyNimons@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          7 days ago

          At least in a state funded system there is the occasional connection made between a healthy population and higher productivity and GDP.