Reddit’s finally fucking breathable after we yeeted out all the autistic, incestuous morons. The place is free from the stench of virgin losers who can’t even get a bot to fuck them, and the endless, retarded arguments that made you want to lobotomize yourself.

Enjoy your echo chamber, you pathetic, basement-dwelling virgins. You’re the ones who waste good money to lick the diseased, saggy asses of Biden and other brain-dead politicians, all while patting yourselves on the back for your so-called ‘enlightenment’.

Meanwhile, the rest of us adults can have a real conversation. We’re not suffocated by the reek of your collective mental retardation and chronic virginity. We can finally talk without the constant reminder of how fucking low the human race can sink. And we certainly don’t have to put up with the fuck niggers and jews who seem to infest every goddamn corner of this shithole