I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
From the information above and knowledge of how we populated most of this country, I think there is a strong possibility that whether you forged the river or caulked the wagon, the Mississippi river must have been tainted.
I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
Left: Mental Illness
Right: Mental Illinois
Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name
As someone who just moved from the west into “the REAL US” … this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it’s supposed to be that way.
Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.
Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?
What I wouldn’t give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.
Teuxaseé
Illinois et Arquensas
We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.
Sacrebleu!
NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio
if your state has a natural border, it’s real. otherwise it’s a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers
And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!
typical yank, africans don’t complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.
your face is a straight line
I’m Canadian, this makes so much sense and why you guys have 50
I’m not murcan
99% of the State of New York is nothing. NYC and Philadelphia belong in NJ, they each have a lot more in common with Jersey than they do their respective states.
New Jersey isn’t real, it’s just a suburb of NYC and Philly.
So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…
states in the northeast
“we are the Midwest! :D”
“whelp, it’s retarded. honey, look away.” loads shotgun
There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province
I wish!
Tiny alaska tiny alaska
Texas can’t be upstaged
Florida just shouldn’t exist and I’d probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.
Northeast + West Coast and Everywhere Else.
Colorado: Real US
Rest of the states: Mental illness
True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.
Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can’t recall the last time Florida did something good
As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.
Wow are we really that high now? Last I knew we were like the eighth. Either way that’s still wild to me how high were are.
Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don’t have to worry about them for much longer.
The moon landing launched from there., and that’s about all I’m willing to give them.
Miami Vice was pretty good though.
What’s a Fllorida
You left the panhandle, which is the worst part of florida
It’s sooooo dry, CO kinda sucks even though I really want to like it 😓
I visited Denver earlier this year and needed a bottle of water just to walk from my hotel to the bus stop
Pro Tip: Pour water on yourself to become wet
California gave me a machine to automatically do that when I reach for non-vegetarian products in the store.
Sooner or later Florida won’t be a state anymore.
The great Florida reef?
That’s clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760
Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of
AtlantisFlorida
Mentall
The line is so…vertical. Incorrect but funny.
