looking forward to the upgrade!

When you need to download every show on Netflix, but don’t have much time

I wish there was one for jobs :(

I probably would be too, in your situation.

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Oh my goodness that sucks

I didn’t mean to come off as dismissive regarding your situation, simply to say that this isn’t a new phenomenon on the Internet.

I apologize for any offense caused

I’m very sorry to hear about your health problems, and I only wish you the best.

Spelling and grammar are important, kids.

While the 57-year-old faces the specter of a possible return by former US president Donald Trump to the White House, Rutte will also have to grapple with the threat posed by Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

Ftfy, since that’s the same thing ;)

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Best wishes to you!

This month…

I was gonna say… disgruntled people on the internet have been around probably since before OP was born… the grievances and bitching unleashed on Usenet and IRC back in the day could be legendary. ESP on IRC, where users and entire servers would go to war with each other.

The Internet is pretty incredible now, but it used to be a hell of a lot more fun

Hope you’re doing well! Best wishes!

American healthcare sucks unless you’re rich

Username fits 👍

I’m not sure what to tell you other than: don’t yuk other peoples’ yum.

If you don’t like it, move on. That just means this place isn’t for you. It does not mean that it’s for you to judge.

I’m a little off-put by how aggressive you’re being, but let’s consider what you’ve said:

Siri pulls from a small library of canned stories.

I’d appreciate a citation. Although, since this seems weird to prove without an official statement AND because Apple might just try this— I’ll consider a preponderance of evidence in lieu of some academic (or journalistic) study in the matter. It had better be good.

I also am very much aware of 2 important things re: your argument:

1. I am able to produce the stories from Siri prompts on my iPhone 14 Pro (running iOS 18 DB1), a device that has been listed, even before the iOS 18 announcement, as not being able to support any of the AI features.
2. I never summoned a “bedtime story” before, but I find them eminently amusing. I still think that weird and good ones should be posted here. I will adjust the requirements for the Community accordingly.
3. Even if you are correct in everything you said, the point of this community is for people who enjoy these stories to share them and enjoy them. Regardless of a few technical inaccuracies on my part, Don don’t yuck our Yum. Thx

PS: if you wish to (and for those also reading this) — I encourage everyone to share your weird and funny generated stories anyway. If Apple intelligence is able to make these stories better in the future, all the better. Please share those as well!

And I’m not arguing that there wouldn’t be, say, a bubble that was just an arboretum or something like that, just that such a space would be specifically designated and its size/resource requirements be limited.

I dreamed a dream that would not die…

Until it was crushed by capitalism

Counterpoint: yes we can

One very silly thing I often observe in these 50s-era depictions of space life is the absurd waste of space, as if (if any of this happens) every square millimeter wouldn’t be occupied by power or life-support systems (including, in this case, food crops).

Nobody’s gonna build a dome for your French Colonial revival house and giant lawn with, like, a couple of oak trees so that you can have your dog run around.

It can also reduce stress