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minus-squareBlackWalnut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·3 months agoEngineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·3 months agoBad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.
minus-squarelinuxgator@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoReal engineer: it’s full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.
minus-squareNima@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months ago“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-23 months agoBackyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now … this is water right?
minus-squarephdepressed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoNot if you need to stir it.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoa true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoMechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.
Real engineer: it’s full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.
“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”
Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now … this is water right?
Not if you need to stir it.
a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling
Mechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.