• AliceOPMA
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    11 months ago

    And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.

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      11 months ago

      We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.

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        11 months ago

        In only size xx small

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          11 months ago

          We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.

          • AliceOPMA
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            11 months ago

            A surcharge of your first born son

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              11 months ago

              But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby

                  • AliceOPMA
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                    11 months ago

                    A laundry dryer that dries clothes in one second