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    The image is too small

    • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It’s only small in Africa and South America.

    • Peter1986C@lemmings.world
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      If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

      I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

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        Tapping the bananas does nothing in Voyager.

        • Peter1986C@lemmings.world
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          I checked now and you are right. What I write is still true for the web client though.

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

    • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s a good life ngl. 11/10 experience as a trans fem.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Oh fuck yeah gurl <3

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          deleted by creator

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    I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it’s not like the size doesn’t vary depending on the circumstances.

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      Lot of these numbers are self reported, so measurement error is not really the primary problem…

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        Wait, I thought penis inspection day was mandatory?

    • all4one@lemmy.zip
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      I was in the pool!

  • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I’d be wary of.

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      Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as “erect”.

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      Stereotypes usually have some truth to them.

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    So I’m from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

    And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

    Ain’t that something

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    How did they collect data

    • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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      The penis patrol!

      • Ænima@lemm.ee
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        Isn’t that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

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          You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

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          Oh I’ve heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I’m not really sure what it is though, I don’t have children.

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    Also, it’s nice to know I’m above average inthailand

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    Do you have a non-compressed version? It’s all just blur on my phone app.

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      try the non-thumbnail version: https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/acadc657-2887-4c52-ac31-dee33d913f61.png (sync also had problems btw)

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        Thanks, that worked. Quite a different picture than porno videos paints, especially circumference. Also geeze, what an unfair world between the largest and smallest, we’re talking twice the size!

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    deleted by creator

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    TIL that I’m from Sudan

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      Hum… YA, me too. Exactly.

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        At least, maybe even a country they die not find yet.

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    Well, I had to be better than average at something

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    #69? Nice…

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    I don’t understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

    Edit: nvm OK, I’m doing way better than I thought… Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

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    Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

    Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

    “Well look at you! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic, if you didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothin’!”

    Uh, stipulated, I guess?

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