patriot pro tip #1

if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt

patriot pro tip #2

if you and at least 2 buddies are bored enough you can all get in a circle and jerk off yourselves and/or each other and it can be a really good time and i recommend it

patriot pro tip #3

you can make free polls online anybody can do it and it makes you look very official i made one and i use it all the time you can just reuse the same one making it very ecofriendly to appease the liberals