Lucy :3

Damn, fuck

That humanity never existed and will never exist.

Sounds like a literal skill issue to me…

I had to use a Huawei for some time, and I never realized how much I rely on the gestures. And how much I hate bloated custom ROMs. You can say about moto as a company whatever you want, their cameras are trash, but the custom ROM is, apart from it containing gapps, perfect.

Something apple had before? Well that’s a first! Congrats to apple for doing something right.

Wow. Another feature LibreTube had since ages.

sudo pacman -Rns ghost-of-christmas-past

Luckily it’s not a racist or political debate, but not only does my family like to argue over anything, they’re also very loud and always take the word.

And idfk which day has which name in every country.

Well our christmas lasts 3 days, basically. Gifts are given on the evening of the 24th, then there’s the 25 and 26ths for just chilling with the family and enjoying arguments in 150db. On the 24th, we have fondue, and the 25 and 26ths are the days for “Sauerbraten”, basically a huge chunk of beef (the majority of 1/8 cow) pickled in vegetables, raisins, wine and vinegar, multiple liters of each, for a month. Then it’s slowly cooked until it basically deconstructs itself on your fork, and is served with its sauce. So it’s designed to last for 2 days, for around 4-6 people. Leftovers get frozen, and it’s a nice treat after a long schoolday, or workday now.

You ever see how much meat they get off a cow?

Yes, we usually get just 1/8 of a cow for christmas and even that lasts longer than just christmas.

Almost ever central/northern european country, including Switzerland.

It’s free, everwhere. Except where my 11 year old self, creating a Minecraft account for the first time and inventing the name, already registered and forgot the PW.

No horses = no war, no murder, just pure enlightenment and peace on Earth.

Now include cockroaches, as they’re the ones leading religion.

Alternatively:

• More interesting self ending
• Technically incest

That already works in LibreTube, since at least a year, for free of course.

Apart from world peace (of course), a change gender voucher. Would probably cost 300 gems or something.

I rarely dream, and when I do, it’s either a nightmare or the most borderline trash imaginable. I dreamt once about myself, and it was about me being trans specifically.

It kind of falls out of there, being released out of order, and being VR-exclusive.

In the meantime: Piped or Invidious.

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