“turn the volume to infinite” this right here is what he was talking about

An immersion blender, it was $30 but it made my soups seem gourmet and let me recycle my gallons of lard into the best soap I have ever used.

Aside from that, I replaced two of my mismatched odd shaped PC monitors with 27" 4k monitors and the difference is amazing. The monitors were so cheap too only $110 each. Together with my super fancy main screens it really cleaned up the desktop.

You must live in some alternate reality where Donald Trump isn’t responsible for severely damaging the functionality of the American government, didn’t cause a constitutional crisis, and hasn’t completely broken the ability of the federal government to prosecute federal crimes against Republicans.

Right wing European autocrats cribbing notes from American Republicans.

Why on earth does a vacuum have a microphone?!

The library of Alexandria supposedly contained some 13 to 15 GB of data.

“Can I have extra napkins?”

“Uh, actually I asked for non-fat skim mocha…”

“Aren’t you a little young/old to be working here?”

“I specifically asked for mine to come with no pickle”

I’m curious where you are that a business line doesn’t cost more than a residential one because in my area it’s three times as much. I am fortunate enough that I get symmetrical gigabit for $90 a month and although they don’t promise static IP my IP has not changed in a while.

If I wanted to get a real static IP I would have to upgrade to a business line It would cost $280 a month.

Yeah we were robbed a gun point and held hostage for like an hour before breaking loose and savagely beating the home invaders to the point where they were taken to the hospital before they were taken to jail.

One of them had to wait 5 days before they could even bring him in to court in a wheelchair to be arraigned on charges.

One of the headlines was something like, “home invasion thwarted by Crock-Pot” because I smashed my crock pot over the head robber guys face cutting my hand in the process.

When the police finally showed up an hour after we had called them, they started to arrest me until my mother got there along with my neighbors to vouch that I was the victim.

Edit: I’m an American, I just realized this was a UK community. The ringleader of the robbers that day was a German national, And the two Americans were sentenced to 5 years but he was deported to Germany and spent 2 years in a mental hospital.

I think it’s a bit gauche to describe a guy living on the street as having gotten a free pass.