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I’m curious where you are that a business line doesn’t cost more than a residential one because in my area it’s three times as much. I am fortunate enough that I get symmetrical gigabit for $90 a month and although they don’t promise static IP my IP has not changed in a while.
If I wanted to get a real static IP I would have to upgrade to a business line It would cost $280 a month.
“Can I have extra napkins?”
“Uh, actually I asked for non-fat skim mocha…”
“Aren’t you a little young/old to be working here?”
“I specifically asked for mine to come with no pickle”