AmidFuror

You mock me, but they kick me out of the public library by 5pm.

Somewhere remote that already has a well-established bartering system. Most of the usual tourist places would be a disaster if there was no such thing as money.

This turns the debate about whether a person who converted to Judaism can start making Jewish jokes on its head. Can ex-lesbians make LGBTQ jokes?

Agreed. It’s too difficult to learn phrases like “Help, I’m trapped in an invisible box” and “There is an unexpected rope here” in a new language.

Instructions unclear. Got my ass kicked due to cultural body language differences.

Coming from a guy lucky enough to have access to technology to send this comment.

Epicurus has entered the chat.

Just use a simple keyword like “TESLA” as your cipher. Sure, they can crack it, but they’ll probably be wasting time in Colorado for weeks before they get to the end of your journal.

“Good luck with the prion disease, suckers!”

Is that enough data to encode “Don’t believe his lies” next to an 8-bit icon that looks vaguely like Teddy?

I’m glad you felt empowered to write that.