Tell me more about this stimulation estimator. I have… proxamite knowledge of stimulation devices.

When it’s crispy fried shrimp, yes. Any other time, no.

But I want to meet the Breadking. I wish to swear an oath of loyalty to his lineage and expand the borders of his domain. THE BREAD KINGDOM SHALL RISE AGAIN.

Yes that’s very on point for the question being asked, thanks.

Woh, a twofer.

Isn’t it amazing how such a wonderful concept can still hold our imaginations despite the 27 terrible Hellraiser movies that have graced the screen since the last decent one decades ago?

I have a sneaking suspicion that IS the TL:DR.

This will require rigorous scientific testing.

There are much easier ways to keep yourself from passing gas. Like a butt plug.

I mean you know how insane you sound right now, right? Like I doubt you are being serious in what you are saying, cause we’re over here saying “Hey some of those people murdered women and children who had nothing to do with the attacks on the Dakota people and that is frequently a death penalty kind of situation” and you’re over there implying those women and children could have totally deserved it or something so that would have make it ok, kinda hard to tell which is why I have to assume you just don’t like people disagreeing with you.

Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…

Honestly once I went aeropress I could never go back.

Please be good please be good please be good please be good please be good please be good

Life has taught me to be more openminded about new Batman actors (Clooney notwithstanding). Pattinson was amazing, but for a more cartoony DC universe I would take Battfleck any day. If anyone deserves to be angry about how DC did them dirty it was him.

In before Musk says “You think the government uses COBOL?!”

It wasn’t until the last bit that I could tell it was satire, and even then I’m not quite 100% sure.

Do you have any idea what the street value of those eggs was?!

Nah these days it’s all about buying surplus vans, then filming yourself converting it into a camper.

That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?