Yeah. She helped write the entire act and hired the makeup artist. I get why it’s inappropriate but it was supposed to be, that was very much intentional to the roasts (still is).

Hey if I could make Whoopi Goldberg laugh like that it would be one of the proudest moments of my life.

Well then what’s a champagne enema?

Is that your only obsession @GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml ?

I literally picked a random spot in Kansas and zoomed in:

I respect DuckDuckGo as a secure less data-hungry-tracking-search option… But it’s almost hilariously bad at times.

I have a scale which is supposedly a coffee specific scale, wonderful right? It rounds to the nearest 10, so if I’m trying to get 9.5 to 10.5 I get 10. It’s enough of a difference to be annoying, and you’d think a coffee specific scale would be better.

Thought that was a pizza covered in beans which frankly would have been a new low.

I’m a leaf on the wind.

Bruh the moves are barely canon any more. A good explanation is a good explanation.

You can’t prove that.

Tell me more about this stimulation estimator. I have… proxamite knowledge of stimulation devices.

When it’s crispy fried shrimp, yes. Any other time, no.

But I want to meet the Breadking. I wish to swear an oath of loyalty to his lineage and expand the borders of his domain. THE BREAD KINGDOM SHALL RISE AGAIN.

Yes that’s very on point for the question being asked, thanks.

Woh, a twofer.

Isn’t it amazing how such a wonderful concept can still hold our imaginations despite the 27 terrible Hellraiser movies that have graced the screen since the last decent one decades ago?

I have a sneaking suspicion that IS the TL:DR.

This will require rigorous scientific testing.

There are much easier ways to keep yourself from passing gas. Like a butt plug.