Yeah, he’s on first
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: October 7th, 2023
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Insurance ceo, the worst kind
I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do
26·8 days agoRelevant username
68·8 days agoAll these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.
That’s one small step for gnorts
3·9 days agoDamn, he never learned how to have sex :(
For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.
Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?
Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.
You don’t have to be so dramatic.