What do pieces of shit have to do wi-Ohhh

That is terrifying. Cats are so wild

Did your cat jump from the balcony? How did it get up there?

Yes

Their fecal matter can also give you incurable brain parasites

okay lemme grab my coat hoodie

I like your style

Every day?

None for me, thanks

Easter is pretty great. We dress up in fun or scary costumes and go around asking for candy

I can only picture blue jean eggs now

I couldn’t help but cry.

Me neither friend. What a great story