Holy redditor Batman.

If i ever wan tto know what Natalie Portman ate for breakfast, i’ll walk into the ocean

That would really suck if he would escalate the war.

I see pictures of people on tinder that are so smooth and unreal it’s fucking creepy. Like to a point where the nose disappears and the eyes are in front of the hair, because they are not real. And i know this is often a social media thing and a body dysmorphophobia problem, but i also wonder who looks at these pictures and goes: ahh yes, the perfect women

If you eat their garbage, you’re doing it wrong

I googled poland ball and immediately thought that that chart is just a reddit sample then

But it’s also true

Because they are poorly educated americans maybe

Winning back? They just won it.

Who cares, it’s what they want and what they voted for, AGAIN. I’d be more concerned about the rest of the world. America can go off in a puff of smoke and it would be the best thing the ever did

Watch out, america doesn’t send their best. They are undereducated rapists. Some of them might be good people, who knows.

What a weird thing to say

They wanted to see if the soda goes flat when exposed to the demon core.

But they also don’t have starfield

That’s why when you see documentaries about tribes that had little to no contact to the outside world, women are often hunting and do the heavy lifting and men are at home raising kids and taking care of the village while the women are out there. I mean i haven’t seen it, but according to this one weird paper they must exist.

You might need to get off the internet for a minute

At least one american got an aneurysm reading that

By that logic, a lighter. Better than smashing two rocks together, that’s how we used to make fire.

Still sad that hitler died on a workplace accident?

I bet other people thought the same.