This better not awaken anything in me…

Why do gay people always have to let everyone know? 🙄

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(I was going to comment this too)

Ideally, the flirting shouldn’t stop in a relationship

Yup. I remember a long time ago a coworker asking if we can still be friends after telling me she was voting for Trump.

Me: Even after (insert shitty thing) you’re still voting for him?

Her: It’s more because my family is voting red, not really because I support him

So not only are you a dumbfuck but you don’t even have your own moral compass? Redundant but what a fucking sheep.

As opposed to a grown man loved Justin Bieber who was a kid back in the 2000’s? I’d find that a little more concerning tbh

I’m also just taking the piss

At least he has the spine to ask for 2 kisses

You’re not attractive to yourself. You aren’t your type but you are someone else’s type.

This is true but checking their website shows locations outside of California which could be the case here

Clipboard clears after 5 minutes

Yup, that’s just Murphy’s Law.

John Carpenter’s The Thing

They’ve been telling us “It’s for the kids” but it all makes sense now

“What’s a gimp suit?” 🤷‍♂️

Obviously I’m not a credible source but from first hand experience working at a red circle retail store this is absolutely true. I remember many times people swapping barcodes on expensive lego sets at self checkout. We’d get told on the radio by AP to either let them go or intervene (act like the machine was busted). I was naive but I should have realized sooner it wasn’t my fucking job to be in such a situatuon but I wanted approval I guess. We’d hold the machine and reprint the receipt. If you hit $1000 after multiole trips, then cops would be waiting outside or sometimes AP got into altercations if the thief tried to flee before the cops arrived.

They’d almost always let you get away with it on the first offense. Only times I remember them stopping theft was teenagers to give them a scare.

It received varies remasters over the years. Game looks really good on PC/PS5. New lighting and better looking models compared to the PS3. They make have added or changed a few minor gameplay mechanics? I know they removed loading screens entirely and updated cutscenes. Definitely worth it if you haven’t played it in a while.

I’m gonna F stab you for this

I’m no expert so take what I say with a grain of salt.

It’s not a perfect system for the same reason some people over-eat and some don’t eat at all. Your lifestyle could also affect it.

If you are frequently thirsty and no amount of water is quenching your thirst, you might not have enough electrolytes to retain the water causing you to always be thirsty. Apart from gatorade or pedialyte, coconut water is also high in electrolytes…or maybe you have diabetes.

Again, I’m no doctor and I may be talking out my ass and obviously I don’t know you or your lifestyle. Just what I remember reading when I had issues drinking water.

It’s common knowledge that if you believe in the bible you are a murdering rapist, duh. Hope your family is safe!

Believing in the bible.