Unfortunately, I’m the total opposite. I choose the music over lyrics, but I know where you’re coming from. Most people value lyrics.

This is going to be weird because I’m about to recommend someone that isn’t metal at all, but the lyrics I find are amazing. Meg Myers. She is a straight killer with her lyrics.

The Morning After is a strong suggestion. The cool thing, it’s not one of her more popular songs, so if you like it, you’ll find a lot more from her.

I had an idea once to make a travel pack sized blanket for air travel.

Venus Flight Wraps

It’s organic recycling. It’s better for the earth.

I want to tell you to not listen to these comments, but all of them tell you to decide for yourself. Well, you asked the question, so I will answer.

Yes, and move to Palestine.

It’s funny you ask. I used to hate them. But over time, I was determined to overcome my food phobias.

I can’t think of the name, but that one superhero that wears the funny outfit.

44 year old, lifelong metalhead here. I refuse to listen to a bands current album if it isn’t my favorite of theirs. Too many bands phone it in after only a few years. So, I definitely need to find the latest music available. Metal Injection has a ballot every year of about 200 albums. Of course it isn’t a definitive list, but it’s enough for me to keep up with everything.

I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a “person” not a “thing.” I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.

I own that sheeit on Blu-ray. I’m also 43, so nostalgia plays no part.

“Do you know that girl…the burrito girl?”

I had two roommates who both had pitbulls. Both very loving owners. These dogs were treated right. But they could not coexist.

After one fight too many, one of the owners got mauled by his own dog after trying to break the dogs up. He almost lost his hand.

Ban pitbulls.

Botox. I got paralyzed from the waist up. Everyone calls me Riverdance now.

I bet it has a stronger handshake.

Shake it Off by Taylor Swift

I want a bigger penis.

There was a kid in grade school growing up that was a bully. He made a kid cry while we were waiting for our class picture to be taken in the 6th grade, and you can see that kid crying in the picture. I still think about it often.

The bully ended up being one of the greatest running backs my county ever knew. He was a game changer.

I randomly decided to look up the crying kid from the school picture a couple years ago. He is now a very successful man. I couldn’t be any happier seeing that. It almost brought me to tears.

The bully was shot and killed in the streets a couple years after graduating high school.