To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever