Colonel Panic

My chevrotain has about 10,000 miles on it, which doesn’t sound like much until you realize it’s only 4 inches tall, but it’s reliable and gets me where I want to go, which is home, because I don’t want to be around people.

I make my tea as the founding fathers intended. By firing a few hundred rounds of ammunition and using the heat from the gun barrel to heat the water.

Hear me out. Bottle caps.

This is the real discussion piece. We either always have Friday the 13th or we never do again.

I’m with you for always Friday the 13th.

Plus, never having one again just feels wrong.