Get that friend some beers.

Probably just log files.

Climate wars are here, we just don’t recognize them as such.

New hammer handle.

He had to though, because somebody he was mad at made that deal and he had to pound his tiny hands.

It might actually give you a super power!

Jesus, I just looked up Nigerian ping pong, it’s on the upswing!

Black Mirror is real.

Trump did make a good point in his post: because Canada is negotiating a deal with China, China is going to cancel all ice hockey in Canada.

I love telling my Alberta friends this fact.

And he’ll maintain control of the funds in Qatar.

This is the correct comment.

I wish they would, but they have publicly stated that it can’t be transferred, shared, or revoked.

You can still get the plastic revolver style.

I can guess too.

Altho?

Thank fuck.

Fuck I hate getting socks for Christmas. Or any clothes for that matter. I have specific ones I like and when I need new ones I buy them. Also other people’s tastes aren’t mine

They rang my doorbell insistently one day. I asked the guy what he wanted, “just to shake your hand.” So I shook his hand. He’d pulled me off the toilet and I hadn’t washed my hands yet…

This one was so stupid.