Thank fuck.

Fuck I hate getting socks for Christmas. Or any clothes for that matter. I have specific ones I like and when I need new ones I buy them. Also other people’s tastes aren’t mine

They rang my doorbell insistently one day. I asked the guy what he wanted, “just to shake your hand.” So I shook his hand. He’d pulled me off the toilet and I hadn’t washed my hands yet…

This one was so stupid.

The only way Yuki is taking out Lando is if he’s getting lapped.

Electronic spreadsheets were a gamechanger.

Nobel prize for food at the very least.

I fixed my mom’s mechanical typewriter when I was twelve, when I was fifteen I released a couple of issues of a punk fanzine that I typed up on my mom’s IBM electric typewriter. My mom was a secretary in the days of Madmen, she learned to use words processors and printers. But this woman would phone IT when her typewriter wasn’t working, in 3005 this was not my problem.

I used to have great respect for Chomsky. Used to.

I worked at two of the biggest accounting firms in the world. You know, the kind that you read about in the news because they’re hiding rich people’s money. And yes, the older ones especially, are useless with computers. We had one secretary to a senior partner who insisted on having a typewriter.

Umm no, that’s where the FBI put the hidden cameras.

He’s going to try make it 12.

His body of work is incredible. His work with the Coen Brothers alone is amazing.

You’re right, but they’re in the Epstein files together.

With the famous Dick Palmer.

If this guy was a twelve year old girl, and Trump was a hundred years younger and in a boy band, this would be acceptable.

Also John Goodman’s character, Speaker of the House I believe, he was an honorable Republican. Pure fiction that show.

I don’t usually watch baseball, but Canada’s team is winning!

Watching the World Series final game.

Probably 45. They don’t really need to do the finger test anymore, the PSA test is just a blood test.