That’s not ironic in the slightest. Take a pellet gun. Buff it, it’s a real gun. Nerf it, it’s a BB gun, or a Nerf gun.

You didn’t specify when. She will show up when she is elderly and in poor health. She’ll knock on your door, then pass away.

Yeah, I only made it 37 seconds in. Unless you’re live-streaming, edit your tutorials! People wouldn’t complain about the time/length of videos as much if they were short and to-the-point. But I guess that would affect ad revenue…

Off-topic: round keys on a keyboard just feel wrong to me, and I wouldn’t trust someone who uses them…

Milk-drunk.

Maxwell Q. Klinger? From Toledo?? I had no idea he was such an artist! I wonder if he wore the reference dress himself…

So… Now the attackers have more funds to launch more attacks and they also know Panera has insufficient disaster recovery plans/backups. Good job negotiating with terrorists!

Wow, so guys can give toothy BJs as well! I thought by owning the equipment you’d know what feels good on it. Nothing wrong if you like some pain in your sex, but that’s not most people…

I’m sorry, I can’t do that.

You really don’t want to hit that low note…

He’s got a great, unique voice but I can’t imagine it working for Terminator. Then again, I wouldn’t have believed a Tom Hardy Bane voice would have been any good either…

Oh no, my Linux* OS is infected! With Windows.

*Many restrictions apply

Seriously, there’s so many free (as in freedom and beer) and private OS/kernels out there, don’t go for the locked-down one from the company that wants to sell all your data…

North America. Still odd to specify that though.

Sorry, unless you start your own sovereign country, you have to participate in society. Not everyone likes promoting themselves, disagreeing diplomatically, etc. Still, we play the game, even though I wish we didn’t all have to…

I feel it should say something like “science isn’t ‘unchanging truth’, written in stone, but rather the unending search for truth”.

You know, like a Good Guy does!

I say we riot.

That’s entirely my point, though I probably didn’t make it well. Maybe not this particular one, but all throughout the pandemic I saw people wearing similar Amazon/Facebook/AliExpress ones with vent holes, many stylized in other ways.

In other words, they sold products with specific aesthetic choices that made them less suitable for protecting yourself and others (obviously the entire reason mask sales skyrocketed during the pandemic), but made them more attractive to consumers exactly when we needed to protect each other. That’s profiteering.

I don’t know what this picture is about, but why vent holes on a mask!? Companies that sold these specifically to counter pandemic-era infection should be fined…

This is nonsense. It’s so the tear can be seen by other Fremen and the moisture salvaged.

What is foreskin, and why is everybody using it?