They turn the frickin’ frogs gay.

Literally, all of the South is. Atlanta and Austin are the only sane places on the entire northern half of the gulf.

Depends on the where and why.

In the Netherlands because you think it’s inadequate? No, the public education system there is exceptional, this is objectively the wrong position.

In the Deep South in the US because you feel the education system is inadequate, racist, corrupted by christofascism, and designed for failure? Based, there are plenty of good homeschool co-ops for parents with the same gripes.

In the Deep South because you think it isn’t loony enough and you want your kid to be a raging lunatic like you? Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Stop having children.

This one’s real, Kotaku did an article on it.

It’s real.

Correct.

Alright then, Edward Elric.

Like Elvis.

Free Ireland!

I’d like it better if its entire existence couldn’t literally be a prop in a dystopia novel. Ruthlessly exploiting malnourished cows and their calves, watered down to pad profits, jugged in plastic, extorting ungodly amounts of land and water resources, sold by a corporation that has a bigger bottom line than most sovereign nations, sold to the impoverished and brainwashed masses that fuel the very destruction of the only planet we fucking have.

That, and it’s 2%. Whole milk or no milk, and I will die on that hill.

Oh! I apologize, I thought you were being sarcastic. Forgive me.

He’s a slimeball, but no human being deserves that.

Hissing roaches are so cool! They’re such calm, docile little guys until you poke 'em. Absolutely wonderful little critters. I’m happy for you, OP.

“Prick with ears” and “Slab of beef with nipples” are also top-tier insults.

I had a friend who had a dry herb vape. We smoked out of it all the time. Truth be told, it was really nothing to write home about. It really didn’t have the same texture to the high as, say, a traditional joint. It was more weed for less high. Imho, if you really want bang for your buck, stick to distillates, oils, hash, and edibles.

If you want the health benefits without putting tar in your lungs, it’s just a matter of scheduling a day where you can spend a few hours with a plate of brownies and some good movies. Homemade is just better in every regard.

Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl. Learning how to dress animals is an ancestral survival skill, and outsourcing that to others dampens the weight of what it means to put food on your plate. I hope the gruesomeness of this post convinces people that maybe they should eat less meat instead of more.

Majority of US Christians, at any rate. I’m not sure how that statistic plays out in the rest of the world.

Again.

Speaking strictly as a gnostic atheist here, painting every Christian with the same brush is a logical fallacy. Plenty of Christians are using their religion as a reason to do everything they can to fight back against this asshat.

But the ‘not every’ argument gets really tired for valid reasons. And the fact that he’s used their theological identity to cultivate his support still points to how easily corrupted it is.

Does anybody remember the time he literally showed off a golden goat idol at a fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago?

It was covered in fake $100 bills with his face on them.