David Bowie, the Goblin King of the castle at the center of the Labyrinth, stealer of children, and awakener of queers.

Who do?

A racket as in racketeering. I’m inclined to agree, it’s just an old-timey way to say, “Fuck these fascist grifters and their pyramid scheme.”

Me too, First Picture of Earth. Me too.

Long live the Canadian anime catgirl!

Bruh. Debate us like a real human. Quit hiding behind the plagiarism machine.

sibling, those are scorpions on her abs.

Idris Elba looks like God or the Devil in a suit, and for the life of me, I cannot tell you which one is cooler.

Whoa, whoa. Chill. It’s just a bus.

The Great Salt Lake is drying up, exposing an urban center with a population of over a million people to airborne arsenic, selenium, and radioactive elements that would otherwise be locked in the lakebed.

Around 30% of the population of Salt Lake County is under the age of 18.

Give a shit. Please.

Periodical uses no permissions. Not even network permissions. Can’t get more private than that.

Can they try Mormon temples next? Please? That would be so fucking funny.

I am crying at the mental image of a bunch of retirees in white suits and white dresses trying to politely shepherd a bunch of teenagers with phones out of their crystal-covered collection of big living rooms.

Are you an anthropologist, an archaeologist, or a geneticist?

I am really interested in hearing your take on the second human migration out of Africa.

This could be a charcoal sketch in Rivendell, in Elrond’s private journals.

I’m gonna choose to believe that this is canon. It’s an excellent drawing.

How you feeling about it now?

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Ireland has a sizeable Catholic population, and Catholicism has a habit of subsuming local pagan traditions and gods and reworking them as their own.

Apparently, only a minority of Spanish citizens actually support this caliber of animal cruelty. The rest of them have, thankfully, done the sane and compassionate thing and evolved past this barbarism and its excuses. Here’s hoping that more people understand why this shit belongs in the dark ages with dogfighting, cockfights, and betta fish fighting.

So soon after a millionaire was stomped into paste by elephants?

I think things are actually getting better.

The Thing (1982)