Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl. Learning how to dress animals is an ancestral survival skill, and outsourcing that to others dampens the weight of what it means to put food on your plate. I hope the gruesomeness of this post convinces people that maybe they should eat less meat instead of more.

Majority of US Christians, at any rate. I’m not sure how that statistic plays out in the rest of the world.

Again.

Speaking strictly as a gnostic atheist here, painting every Christian with the same brush is a logical fallacy. Plenty of Christians are using their religion as a reason to do everything they can to fight back against this asshat.

But the ‘not every’ argument gets really tired for valid reasons. And the fact that he’s used their theological identity to cultivate his support still points to how easily corrupted it is.

Does anybody remember the time he literally showed off a golden goat idol at a fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago?

It was covered in fake $100 bills with his face on them.

Foley artists are… well, they’re artists.

You’re not allowed to die yet.

No, there isn’t. We’re trying, it’s on the list of things we want after we kick Hitler Jr. out of his high chair.

The implication is that this American (woman) tourist is surprised that men take on domestic duties like taking care of children…

because it doesn’t happen in the US. (at least, not on the scale and cultural normalcy represented)

Karens are to feminism what scabs are to labor.

Friendly reminder that Vance is a Catholic.

And he’s had two different popes tell him that he should quit calling himself one.

“If they can’t buy gas, let them burn vodka.”

Someone should.

No, seriously. Someone REALLY SHOULD.

She’s pregnant, and apparently wants to keep it. She wouldn’t be skydiving anyway. And if she did wanna skydive, he shouldn’t wanna stop her, because she’s a human being and not his pet.

Literally came to comment this exact thing. Thank you.

nO, nOt oNcE. Hey, if I do, then maybe you should take up improve comedy.

I hear you. For our setting, magic was a survival tool. The first ones to figure out that the city-flattening chunks of moon were magical ended up being the first druids, and their whole job is to keep the planet alive. Turns out, your moon turning into a giant rocky ring is REALLY bad for the climate.

Second people to figure out magic were wizards. Apparently, if you do some really crazy math, you can trick rocks into breaking reality for you.

It’s weird that your character is completely random and you have no say in who they are. Half the fun of TTRPGs is designing the characters.

🔫🧑‍🚀 Always has been.

It was a skill that Jar Jar had to learn. One of several, in fact. Watching the Clone Wars, he goes from being an incompetent clown to a competent one.

I would like to point to the sheer number of times that a ‘bunch of hillbillies with guns’ trounced the fuck out of our military just through sheer endurance, stealth, and decentralization.