Oh! I apologize, I thought you were being sarcastic. Forgive me.

He’s a slimeball, but no human being deserves that.

Hissing roaches are so cool! They’re such calm, docile little guys until you poke 'em. Absolutely wonderful little critters. I’m happy for you, OP.

“Prick with ears” and “Slab of beef with nipples” are also top-tier insults.

I had a friend who had a dry herb vape. We smoked out of it all the time. Truth be told, it was really nothing to write home about. It really didn’t have the same texture to the high as, say, a traditional joint. It was more weed for less high. Imho, if you really want bang for your buck, stick to distillates, oils, hash, and edibles.

If you want the health benefits without putting tar in your lungs, it’s just a matter of scheduling a day where you can spend a few hours with a plate of brownies and some good movies. Homemade is just better in every regard.

Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl. Learning how to dress animals is an ancestral survival skill, and outsourcing that to others dampens the weight of what it means to put food on your plate. I hope the gruesomeness of this post convinces people that maybe they should eat less meat instead of more.

Majority of US Christians, at any rate. I’m not sure how that statistic plays out in the rest of the world.

Again.

Speaking strictly as a gnostic atheist here, painting every Christian with the same brush is a logical fallacy. Plenty of Christians are using their religion as a reason to do everything they can to fight back against this asshat.

But the ‘not every’ argument gets really tired for valid reasons. And the fact that he’s used their theological identity to cultivate his support still points to how easily corrupted it is.

Does anybody remember the time he literally showed off a golden goat idol at a fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago?

It was covered in fake $100 bills with his face on them.

Foley artists are… well, they’re artists.

You’re not allowed to die yet.

No, there isn’t. We’re trying, it’s on the list of things we want after we kick Hitler Jr. out of his high chair.

The implication is that this American (woman) tourist is surprised that men take on domestic duties like taking care of children…

because it doesn’t happen in the US. (at least, not on the scale and cultural normalcy represented)

Karens are to feminism what scabs are to labor.

Friendly reminder that Vance is a Catholic.

And he’s had two different popes tell him that he should quit calling himself one.

“If they can’t buy gas, let them burn vodka.”

Someone should.

No, seriously. Someone REALLY SHOULD.

She’s pregnant, and apparently wants to keep it. She wouldn’t be skydiving anyway. And if she did wanna skydive, he shouldn’t wanna stop her, because she’s a human being and not his pet.

Literally came to comment this exact thing. Thank you.