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Cake day: January 30th, 2025

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  • Clowning is an ancient art form, practiced by highly skilled comedians, requiring several integrated disciplines to create unique performances. Such performances, like most comedy, typically entail ‘punching up’ for actually humorous effect, as new standards of comedy have made mocking lower social strata a dumbass move.

    In fact, it has been something of a sacred duty to comedians and clowns the world over to viciously torment, mock, and throw down with dictators of every stripe, because the biggest laughs come at the expense of the most hated fools.

    Therefore, this bag of wet diarrhea in a suit is not a clown. Clowns make fun of him.














  • It’s okay. Back when I was Mormon, I said some really heinous and stupid shit, and I seriously regret it. I got chewed out on the internet for it every time I tried to be ‘a lifelong missionary’ in the comments section, and rightly so. I was being a piece of shit.

    At the time, it felt true because everyone around me was parroting the same talking points. It was wild. In one breath, they talked about how communism is awful and socialism is an imminent threat to our way of life, and then immediately switch to talking about what their church calling is and making donations at the Bishop’s Storehouse, and ranting about how much they hate the corporations that have taken over the government. You cannot make this shit up, they’re the all-time grandmaster champions of doublethink.