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  • GarboDog@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldroger roger
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    3 days ago

    We second this, as a trans woman, it would be really nice to actually have a child like any other woman even if it’s through external means, or for women who simply don’t want/cant carry a child safely or are of parents who cant conceive/aren’t about to convince easily.








  • Idk if anyone said it yet but

    1. Blanche*1 the tomatoes,4 or 5 tomatoes will do.
    2. Mash them in the emptied /same pot or a sauce pan with heat on low with a little bit of olive oil. 2(a). If your doing any meat or caramelized onions, start cooking that in a separate pan.
    3. Start boiling water with like a pinch/teaspoon of salt for your pasta
    4. I’ve your tomato puree is bubbling, add onion powder, garlic powder, black pepper and a little bit of smoked paprika. Stir
    5. Once the pasta is done, add some pasta water to the tomato sauce. If you had that meat/onions from 2(a) add here. Stir
    6. Cut the heat once bubbling and add a little bit of vinegar and stir in off the heat. Serve with Parmesan and basil

    *1 blanching is when you cut a couple x’s on the tomato skin, boil it for roughly 5-6 minutes then transfer it to cold water. Then you can easily peel and remove the tomato skins. If you don’t care/like tomato skins then skip blanching

    Hope that helped









  • The brain aneurysm to imitate this tom foolery was long and brain deadening

    “I don’t, i don’t know what your talking about, cheese burgers are meant to be on the table,” *rubs suspiciously 40 servings of mcdonalds cheese burgers shaped belly * “not below mind you, that’s where the pizza goes, haha yes the pizza, most like my food, ok, friend of mine, a GREAT friend, my friends great ol mister big E, said if he couldn’t get a daily cheese burger slice he’d hang himself, literally had to have his cheese burgers haha what a guy, reminds me of my friend, my great friend, who got autism because he didn’t eat enough cheese burgers! Can you believe it?” rubs orange belly drool dripping from his mouth “couldn’t catch me, CAN’T catch me with my with some cheese burgers not on the table, no sir and you know what i told this friend? My guy? I said to him, we’re gobs make these cheese burgers great again and put em back on the table, so good they’ll throw another parade, like the one for my birthday yes my birthday cheese burger parade my, love for this country God yes take me, take me God for a date cuz you know he’s a good friend, his son and i real close, real close friends, you know he invited me to his last birthday party before the elephants attacked, crazy elephants wanting the cheese burgers. Maybe that’s why it’s before the table to guide the cheese burgers from the Siri democratic elephants. Good friend that was good friend.”