Gumby

One Headlight by the Wallflowers. Absolutely yes - it’s one of my favorite 90s songs.

I just drop the whole thing in and fish it out with a spoon

This isn’t the first time

Is this in Pennsylvania? It looks really familiar, I stayed at a place very much like it a few years ago, I’m wondering if it’s the same place

The Appalachian Mountains are older than trees.

Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying

Gee, I wonder why he blocked the promotions for these 4 officers in particular…I guess we can never know

Yes.

Joke’s on them, I don’t want any of the smart features

Chuck Norris went out of his way to be very vocally political, supporting the worst element of politics of the past couple decades. Of course his death is going to be politicized.

Has been for the past 10 years

Sort of, but that implies that without Miller, Trump would actually be a good & honorable man, and we know full well that’s not true.

“unexpectedly”

Sounds like Trump’s trying to do a Bay of Pigs 2

Yeah, but he doesn’t have the rabid cult of personality

And happy trails.

Maybe you broke your face

That’s nice for him. He does love being given awards. Even when it’s an award that someone else won.

Run away. And ideally try to lock it into a room on my way out.

as high of quality

Aren’t Teslas famously NOT high quality? Like, at all? Glued on plastic body panels and whatnot? Can’t take it through a car wash without frying all the electronics (oh, but don’t worry, we added a special “car wash” button just for that!)?