I’m open to trying fingers, but you’re the butt hole

What a terrible headline. It’s an interesting article, but I’m surprised i clicked on it to be honest, with what little information is conveyed in the headline and summary.

Oh my god, married was not the word I was expecting in that headline and my disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined.

Hey, I don’t do macros, it’s all about nanonutrition these days.

You’re not wrong! I could probably eat 365,000 less calories and still drastically change my body.

So I did a quick number crunch on this: To get to about 75kg of protein per day, let’s say you only eat lean turkey and drink protein shakes, you’d need 200kg of turkey and 200L of protein shake.

You could probably make this intake more efficient, but however it goes in, I don’t think my body would like me eating 370,000 calories per day.

I was going to say the same thing. I can’t imagine the shits that would give you.

He longs for the good old days when a 38 year old man could pick up an underage girl in Central Park and you’d get a pat on the back from your bros at the club.

Fartons? At least that name didn’t come from an English speaking country.

They look tasty though. Fartons in my mouth please.

in Arkansas

in Celsius

Does not compute. Them there’s freedom units.

What a weird development story since moving to Paradox. I don’t really hold out much hope of this being great.

It’s surprising to me that the FFXVI voice acting would be his recognisable role. Ralph Ineson is a national treasure.

The logical end goal for lab grown meat.

I too like to rack one in the chamber before operating my already loaded fully automatic belt fed weapon.

I don’t think there’s anything at all original in JKR works. Mashing a bunch of fantasy tropes together into an interesting world seems to have worked though. At least, the films are decent.

As most of the other comments point out, pocket TV did exist and you have exposed yourself as:

1. Younger than the smartphone
2. Never watched a 90’s movie with a security guard in it

It was Nelson Mandela:

A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.

To be honest I was shocked when I learned about this stripping of rights when you are imprisoned in the US. It is literally a tool of tyranny to lock people up in order to silence them.

It’s not just men that love spiderman

Oh I totally get that. But where there’s mayo, there’s no need for butter. And if you slightly toast the bread first it will mostly hold off the sogginess. And it’s only really a problem with basic sliced bread, some nice crusty or dense grainy bread will often hold up anyway.

To me, it’s the equivalent of something like deep frying bacon. Probably still delicious but not really necessary.

I would like to get behind To’s, but it’s a bit too similar to toes. I like the idea of toes in my sandwiches less than butter.

I already tagged you as “butter sandwich maniac” from this thread, but I’m happy you mentioned cheese and onion, so I have to update that.