kinda short but not especially so. i dont really care, because i think people taller than me are attractive

you can be pure of heart and be an absolutely evil wretched being, so long as you’re purely evil and wretched. Really commit to it.

Calzone

nahh

I’ve been on an emulator kick recently and hoo boy, F-Zero X is probably my favorite title on the N64. I adore my mean high speed bumper cars

Star Trek should not be as expansive as it is, because the sheer volume discourages new viewers from engaging with it more than casually. It’s the same problem as one piece.

New IP pls

donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I’m dead, what do I care?

Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.