I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with much joy.

• Darth Vader or something

It’s alright birdie, it gets easier the more you practice.

Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?

Nothing much, what’s up with you?

Bruh what is that second link? I’m way too sober for browsing the asshole of the internet.

Obligatory nutty putty cave mention.

Stay where the sky can see you unless you have a very good reason to go down there.

Only regulated enough to still be funny, of course.

A decade? Can I go on sabbatical after 2 years working?

And that one hook teethed worm motherfucker swimming up my peepee

Pretty sure that’s just that one guy, or is this a trend?

Is this an ad?

Wait I can see this in clear text, what does this look like to you guys?

Meraxes5364-fragilistic3564-wuuthrad2837-ouiouibaguette6654

The subtext there is basically that if you’re still not able to shake the habit, you haven’t trusted or prayed enough, and that’s why Jesus isn’t helping.

I am more used to the ever changing stairs from my high school days at Hogwarts. Every day was a surprise.

Please don’t the cat

Ye who are about to die…

Peepee poopoo

Putting Gen Z slang in a movie, especially a bad one, is one of the known ways of killing it overnight.

Dont be rude to your mama - laugh at the memes she shares.