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Cake day: August 28th, 2023

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  • we should have the journalists harvest every single tuna in the ocean and sell it at a high cost to consumers. the money generated from this will go directly to the news industry. this way, we can enjoy delicious tuna while we read the news without any concern about tunas in the ocean anymore. the only catch (no pun intended) is the news related might be a little biased and some people might not like tuna. both don’t sound like a huge concern when you get high quality journalism.





  • ok hold on like why is everyone obsessed with zombies like come on slow shambling flesh eaters really?? have you SEEN a vampire? they’re basically goth royalty with amazing cheekbones and they can turn into bats and compel you to do their chores ugh zombies are just like the participation trophy of the monster world and honestly vampires are the OG undead like have you read dracula that dude was basically a goth influencer setting trends for the afterlife and with the whole blood thing at least they have a semi-sophisticated diet unlike those braindead mcdonalds of the monster world like seriously gross and like super inconvenient plus vampires can like sparkle in the sunlight and have existential angst which is like the most relatable monster trait ever and zombies are just like mindless drones following the crowd






  • Yes. As somebody in their mid thirties, blessed by corporate America, I’d give it all up for a simpler life in a heartbeat. the rat race is exhausting and corporate America doesn’t care about me. I’ll never produce something that brings me value as a human being. I’ll probably die knowing some stakeholders are pretty happy…

    I have a friend who had to move back to Japan due to family health issues, but ended up taking over a family tea farm. he is just living a simple, hard working life and is able to provide for himself and his family. if this opportunity came knocking, I’d take it in a heartbeat.

    I could just take the major risk and leave it all behind, but the capitalist world has made instability so damn terrifying that I’m petrified of doing something that can possibly lead to further instability. all those in college now, don’t let your peers going on nice vacations or buying nice things make you think that’s what happiness is. it’s not. find something and someone you love and it’ll all be easy going from there. if it’s corporate America, more power to ya, but think about it first.


  • way to tell devs to fuck off and stop complaining. ngl I’m interested in this space, know java well, and still was immediately turned off by Java. SPRING BOOT no less. does your internal team work with anybody that has experience in building TEAMS and not just software? if you did, you guys should know what devs want and it’s NOT writing java sb for free. this is a bad take, especially coming from an engineering leader.