6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

Don’t answer this you fools!

What a dumbass.

The lack of logical explanations for why it’s called a jumper are deafening.

Okay pronunciation complaints coming from your half of the water are hilarious. Keep them coming.

Edit: Like give me some examples here!

Really out there. Sticking it to… Nobody.

It’s the same picture.

Well you sweat when jumping for one thing.

Yes and I am demanding explanations.

What does a sweater have to do with jumping?

Was anybody asking for this feature? Literally anybody? And now they want to force it on EVERYBODY??

Fuck you Bill Gates you cunt.

Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

Didn’t even know there was a second one. Haven’t seen the first one, though I’ve been meaning to. Oh well.

They mean it’s a phone app. Because everyone has phones right?

What, you guys don’t have phones?

More than 5 lines of text?

So first you turn a guy. Make him rat on his buddies, right?

THEN… MWahahaha then… Then you make him speak to the other rats…

Can they just stop reusing names for stuff???

Boo. Cigarette smokers are gross. They look gross, they smell gross, their lack of self control and personal accountability is gross.

The money that they give to some of the literally most evil people in all of history is especially disgusting.

Fuck cigarettes, fuck OP for romanticizing them, and FUCK the tobacco industry as a whole. If you work for them, you’re evil, if you support them through purchasing their products, NEWSFLASH, you’re evil too!

Fresh air.