You should watch The Good Place and/or read the book How to be Perfect by Michael Schur. He made the show too.

He starts from the same standpoint as you and then explores moral philosophy to find answers.

You never brush your teeth? It’s not only good for health dude

EDIT WOW THANKS FOR LE GOLD TO LE KNEE KIND STRANGER!

Giving me fucking flashbacks

Not “about Twitter” but “about as much as Twitter”