I guess I tend to use data as a mass noun when referring to computer data (“there’s a lot of data on that drive”) and as a regular noun when referring to data in the scientific sense (“these data show xyz”)

When I was in grad school I would split the difference with 25 slides and 57 backup slides clicked together frantically 15 minutes earlier

Things got a bit weird before the invention of the pencil sharpener

Horses evolved this way so they could forever be giving you “the finger”

Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers