Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.
Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater target acquisition error variance in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems
How to tell if she spiked your drink.
Identifying sports related head injuries.
The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.
Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.
Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
Eye Sockerts
“…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”
DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
“Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion.”
Sports retard only see sports.
Multi-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!
When I see you and your bullshit
One is always lower than the other.
Why fast objects look blurry.
Jigsaw’s latest trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.
Double dribble
