I happen to know when my (now ex-) wife cheated on me, she raw dogged him… Never would have expected that from her, she’s such a germophobe otherwise…

Uncut here, never needed lube either.

I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.

(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)

My own head is capable of moving enough that my showerhead doesn’t need to…

I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the next morning’s shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.

El Vez sings “en el barrio”

You don’t even need all that, if you’re just doing wifi routing, one wired nic and one wifi card will do, if you want wired routing too, just one more nic will do, then use a dumb switch to get the multiple ports.

How many strictly wired routers are there anymore? (Somewhat rhetorical question, but I am a little curious)

Be less of an asshole, it’s free. I’ve been sniffing packets from cable modems since the 90s. I even remember the mac address of my first network card - 00a0cc52cac7, because mediaone gave out persistent hostnames based on your mac address before they were bought by at&t. I once putty’d into my machine from Katmandu just because I could. Incidentally, when I called at&t support to find out if this would continue, their support rep had no idea what I was talking about, and after I mentioned mac addresses, he suggested I call apple.

Pretty common thing to say among white trash moms (and very possibly among non-white trash moms too, but my experience is limited…)

Every broadband connection I’ve had looks at the mac address of whatever is behind the modem, the modem essentially passes it through.

Yes. Linux can (usually though not always) drive a wifi card as an access point.

I did this 20 years ago, I can do it again…

And on the flipside, the ones that do get responses, the jobs don’t match your skills…

Thrive.

What employer? Uber drivers are independent contractors.

Yes, run and hide. That’ll show us nihilists. (Except I’m an absurdist)

The 20 rich guys…

I mean, if my experience is any indication, she won’t listen… But then again, it turns out my wife was passive aggressively trying to get me to leave her for years but I was too oblivious to get her hints…

Thinking back to Windows 3.1, I just threw up in my mouth a little.