How did he make it to Nebraska without filling up at least once before that?

Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage…

Jokes on you, when you divorce you’ll still end up paying her something.

You should smile more.

It could be harder…

AKA capitalism as usual…

Bothers me because I’m in process of divorcing my wife, and she pretty much does whatever the kids want so she can be the fun parent while I am the one who worries about this kind of stuff and ends up being the boring/antifun parent. So she has probably already done whatever, and if I stop them, I’m the bad guy…

The second ammendment was wirten back when the people and the government had the same weapons.

That was the point. A point that has been lost over the years.

It’s easy, you just aim a little lower.

A person has to get in that tank, and sooner or later, they have to get out again…

Your critical thinking goes a few levels deeper than this crowd is prepared for…

That could have been me… I once had a virus in the 90s. I didn’t know I had it until I took a floppy into the university to print something, and it alerted me. So I installed McAfee, it found and took care of this virus. Then a month later my PC wouldn’t boot. Long story short, I had to remove McAfee to fix it. The experience stuck with me- antivirus has caused me more problems than any virus ever did. I have lived dangerously ever since. (Though before I run anything even slightly questionable, I will fire up a disposable VM)

My (now ex-) wife hates it… But our kids do it all the time, so what’s the difference if I do too?

I did that when I was young and worked throwaway jobs. I used to have a manager named Rick who would routinely make fun of people’s names… So I would call him Prick. To his face, of course. He tried to fire me once, but he was overruled by the owner.

Yes, fellow human.

Lol 25 years ago I was riding a 400 10 miles (16km?) (each way) to work in 20°F (so -6-7c?) weather… Just have to stay bundled up. I drew the line at snow.

Oh hey, it’s Tuesday again.

Start?

I do, and I prefer 2560x1440

I still have a ~30 year old tube tv that has never needed anything, it still works… But I’ve been through at least 4 HDTVs.