Why can’t there just not be people deciding he’s being condescending for being straight and tutoring some girls?

We can’t have a dude explain things to girls because girls can’t be interested in what a guy has to say. Girls good. Guys bad.

They’re all in the same row!

If I see someone Monday, Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday all in the same week, is it still 4 days in a row?

Remember when they were still making features instead of taking them away to artificially limit us? Why does my phone have to snitch to my service provider that I’m using my hotspot instead of my phone? Why can’t I use my wired headphones without a ridiculous hassle anymore? Why is there any price difference between 64gb and 128gb when I can buy a terabyte microSD from microcenter for $12? Surely they’re not using the leverage of their market position to squeeze more money out of the entire population right?

That’s a bad reason. This is WAY better!

Something always happens.

I’m glad I got the experience to El Kabong someone. It’s a hindsight appreciation edition of ‘I wish a fucker would’.

I spent front money on a guitar at Goodwill when I was buying My mom all kinds of stuff. I was tripping balls and had convinced myself people were sneaking money into my wallet. I just wanted to show my mom a good time. A year later I El Kabonged a home invader with that very same guitar.

I was taught about respect and consent, but I was also taught that women largely will not give me the same respect and there’s no convincing the world to fix that.

I’ve learned about myself that I cannot engage with people personally. It’s never me and them. It’s gotta be us and the things we’re doing. Usually a game.

Jason spilled a barrel a barrel of ink and fell in it. 🤣

Get a dashcam. It’s worth your whole car and everything in it.

Who is this for?

Don’t be in New York.

Neon purple and green!

I like the way you English.

SECRET TUNNEL!!!