Those are the magical words that make it happen. The straps are just for show.

Added to my blocked websites

Been buying overpriced to go cups, and too many of them

kagi.com for me has been more than worth it for the price with unlimited searches.

My theory is, time travel is possible but humanity went extinct before we got to that point.

Zerotier could also work for you

Windscribe had something similar already? Not exactly this, but they had a feature to add other random traffic to your network specifically to work against systems like these.

An evolutionary trap

What’s the point? Mastodon should work with them but they shouldn’t work with mastodon?

There are many, we’re just oblivious because it doesn’t affect us in our day to day lives. I’m sure there are loopholes in the EU as well.

We also need to start spreading grass hopper, cockroach, ant, moth and fly recipes.