Me, on my bullshit, judging others for being on the same bullshit

Borb

I JUST saw an old joke about rich people telling one another “The poors are starting to complain, make another beetlejuice movie” and now this

I think I would, but it would depend on which cat recommended it. One of my cats would probably recommend some kind of thought-provoking, sincere work of science fiction with a the perfect dash of romance, satire of common tropes in literature, and mystery for 2/3rds of the book then suddenly the author had a stroke at the climax of the story, at which point it ends in a series of esoteric emojis that goes on for 32 straight pages; while the other one would recommend a Wattpad Twilight fanfiction.