The way you say mercado each time makes it sound like it wasn’t from the mercado

This is the worst genre of fanfic

You just did, it was demons all along

Aw man, that’s where I’m going wrong. I didn’t realise I had to slip into a coma to feel well rested.

I need a banana (or similar) for scale

The most distinct 8 colours are of course: Red, Blue, Blue, Black, Grey, Grey, Grey, Grey.

The new alternative to Trident. It’s cheaper to have trebuchets posted around the coastline than nukes scooting around on submarines and offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

Of course, the Nazi moon base was just a jumping off point to get to the North Star

She deserves worse portraits. $46bil from mining is comic book villainy. Thanos and his plight garners more sympathy, who incidentally, she looks a lot like.

I already lay eggs, but I don’t think you want to go near them

“Quiet updates” its website to highlight a feature that’s always been in the unchanged app. So sneaky.

I don’t think the male frog is Spallanzani

Oh, then I guess I was the one taking a meme literally.

Google, Amazon and Facebook aren’t dogs that sniff you through your phone? Stop spreading this nonsense.