Shot through the neck and you’re to blame, you give Trump a bad name 🎶

Oh no… Nevermind

Your mom…

Vanilla Soy Latte - 3 bean soup.

No

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Oh no… Anyway. The front fell off.

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Can confirm

As I’ve got older, the third has decreased significantly. Aka the art of not giving a fuck.

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My cat would be in a corner, or hiding under a sofa. It’s feral, blind, deaf, and wary of everything and everyone. If it managed to recognise me, it would give a dismissive twitch of the tail and/or take a swipe at me.

Correlation ≠ causation

Millimolar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_concentration?wprov=sfla1

I hope they find more, so there’s a star called AF.

5% ABV, might be slight in Poland

Dik-diks are tiny…

Sick!

I got stopped regarding a bottle of water I’d forgotten about. I just apologised, drank it, and passed through security.

I’ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put this thing down.