I would far rather the spiders in my house eat these things.

I must go. My people need me.

Pssh, look who’s bragging about having three entire friends.

Nothing. I should be limited to one or less.

All the most interesting cheeses

I just want to say I get where you’re coming from. It sounds similar to the way people say “fairy folk” which I assume is why you mention mythical creatures. I guess a lot of people in this thread are less familiar with that usage.

Like most other languages, I only learned the swear words.

Did she stab herself?

Two words: Pinocchio nipples

I went on a caribbean cruise with my family when I was 12 in the 90s. I was old enough to appreciate and remember some things, but I imagine it’s better as an adult. I wouldn’t mind doing an Alaskan or European cruise.

I just finished reading The Last One by Will Dean, the fictional story of a woman who wakes up on a cruise boat to find everyone has disappeared. I hated the ending, but if anyone is interested in luxury boat-realted horror, you might be into it.

Bring them to where you get your eyes done. They’ll probably be willing to adjust for you. Hell, I’ve gotten them adjusted at the Walmart opticians, and I’ve never paid for services there.

So manipulative, being kind to people, making them want to be kind.

I bet you’re all wondering why I summoned you here today

I remind myself that the only winning move is to not play.

You seem like a really kind and thoughtful person. I hope you make a full recovery and go on to a wonderful life.