I’m reporting this. Not beautiful. Very painful. Make me cry.

I about shit when I saw him

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Won’t be until the people who voted him in will start hurting personally that they’ll finally realize they’ve been conned. But too little too late.

Cute that you think they won’t just blame Mexicans when they do start hurting.

Tom Arnold was on coke like a mofo while they were filming this.

hehehe

Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

Awwww, garsh

It puts the push in the little backpack it’s wearing and thanks the person.

Do it! Lol

Highly interesting

Ahh, I see I see.

Some people call the area the toilet, but most people call it the restroom or bathroom.

It does make some sense to call the entire fixture the seat, because people refer to it as “The Throne” pretty regularly.

Thanks for the catheterization

… My phone just autocorrected “clarification” to “catheterization,” and I’m leaving it.

How’d it go?

So, I think we’re referring to two different things. Here, a toilet seat is the little bit that folds up and down and you put your butt on it and it bolts to the top side of the rear of the toilet bowl rim.

Sounds like you may be talking about either squatting toilets or referring to the entire fixture as a seat? Or I’m just confused. Either is equally likely.

Why the eff are you goin around gluing toilet seats to the floor??

How does one get into this “highlight archiving” you speak of?

And, like, where can I binge watch all this (assumedly) human eye bleach?

And if she’s not, hell gimme a holler; it’s Saturday, which is bath day anyway.

Not true in government housing

lol

For what it’s worth, I’ve been hearing about something BIG coming for 37 years.

We gotta start screening these jokes