I don’t own a single Linux t-shirt

…anymore

If this surprises you, you’re fucking stupid.

I AM mad. So are my close friends and family

Thanks. I just switched - apparently just in time!

Is he perfectly stable, too?

It’s literally in the “Introduction” to lemmy (third paragraph):

https://join-lemmy.org/docs/introduction.html

What… you’ve never seen Gwar?

“I’m calling to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty”