I’m very well aware. I frequent that server.

Yeah, porn is the only reason I still visit Reddit from time to every day.

What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

Fats his fabulous raccoon’s tail.

#random #absurd #mentalinstitution #helpme

I guess a lot of people feel like Mastodon is more private because it’s smaller. Which is a kind of privacy, I guess, until it isn’t.

Put hashtags on your random shit and more people will find it

This is inspiring.

Yo that’s the nickname I had for a stripper I dated once. Glitter everywhere.

But this is what they’re describing.

I just realized the Swedish slang for flea market would work a charm. Loppis. It even sounds like a hip app. Someone quick make it an open fedi platform before the capitalists take it!

Edit: It’s short for loppmarknad. Loppa = flea. Marknad = market.

They also know how to teleport short distances.

I’m sure it is. I never said, nor did I mean to imply, that it isn’t.

I played quite a bit of soccer back in the day, yes. It’s nowhere near the forces of a clash in the NFL, which is what was being mentioned as a typical example of what can give someone a concussion. All I’m saying is that it takes less force than many probably think. I’m not saying riding a horse gives you a concussion.

none of my horse-riding (or even carriage- or cart-riding) ever came close to being hit by an NFL lineman at full-speed or being on a bombing range.

To be fair, you can get concussion symptoms from heading the ball too much in soccer. There doesn’t need to be NFL or boxing type violence involved.

Just ask them for a joint to go with the coffee.

Hashtags are afaik the best way to go. Some hashtags have a bigger following than others.

It doesn’t, really. It just needs to be easier to vote, and for a longer period of time. Here in Sweden it’s not a national holiday, but you can vote up to like a month in advance all over the place and it takes like 5 minutes if you do that. You can stop by on your way home from work or to the grocery store no problem, or on your lunch break. If you go on election day it might take you up to 30 minutes if there’s a line.

The mosquito had malaria. 😞

I’d get bitten by a gnat, and hope for mind control.

Edit: Y’all, the rules doesn’t say there has to be a correlation between the animal and the super power. People out here wanting to get bitten by big dangerous animals smdh