No need to apologize to me dude. If you are that age and still feel like sex is the peak of your life’s achievement, then I am happy for you.

In fairness, I really like onion rings.

Depends on your age bracket, in my opinion.

At 20, it’s like catching the game winning touchdown for the national championship when your team was the underdog.

At 40, it’s like winning a hundred bucks on a lottery scratcher.

At 50, it’s like getting a free order of onion rings with your meal.

At 60, it’s like getting an extra nugget in your 9 piece.

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Amigo the Devil - Hell and You

I agree, and I once dated a cosmetologist.

Hurt Locker maybe?

That article reads like it was written either by someone with a concussion or an ai.

They learned it from watching you.

Hereditary. It punches way above its weight class and has left me constantly thinking about it.

Send them a “tribute” photo back as thanks.

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More of a short story than a book, but it could be “The Martyr” by Poul Anderson

Alabama Shakes - Boys and Girls, specifically I have “Hold On” running on loop. That song has just been like brain candy for me recently.

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