The Snack! bike bags are really fun

There are lots of options for cool lights for a bike, like colored LEDs.

A good bike tool like the Topeak Ratchet Rocket.

When you need a few more inches to meet the ride height requirement

Simpsons did it.

In Bart’s Comet

That existed in the early days of the Internet

I’ve also thrown my bike in the trunk and then biked home. Easy option for those able to bike and live close enough. Also, lots of cities now have bike share stations all around.

You could base your design off my favorite bike accessory, the Airzound bike horn

Do you have access to therapy? This sounds like depression and the best way forward is to talk to a doctor.

Honestly, doing laundry in the basement when I lived on the 3rd floor was the most annoying part of having no elevator.